What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark!
I guess the dog should be careful where to bark, lol. As they say, "the dog is barking at the wrong tree: (hahaha).
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!
Every snack you make, every meal you bake. Every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.
Every snack you make, every meal you bake. Every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.
hahaha...that's a song...
Hilarious! This topic needs more jokes, so here's my addition (I think this most accurately describes a dog, I just love this one):
This is so hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing. I read it at least three times and it still felt like the first time that I'm reading it. This just made my day.